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Topics: Baseball, Red Sox

Friday, 18 April 2008

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Big Puppy has been hitting like Big Bushy's been presidenting!

The big news of the baseball season has been the dead and buried status of #34 of the Red Sux Nation in the hallowed halls of the Pinstripe Palladium.

Time and again the big three-four has tried to make his mark in the last year of the Ruth Built House but burial has been his fate. His performance at the crackerbox in Boston has been no better.

Hitting .000 the Big Puppy , number 34 , David Ortiz might as well be dead and buried in the walls of the new Yankee Stadium since if he keeps failing at the plate this way, he will never even see that stadium, dead or alive!

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