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Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Uncle Adolf is churning in his grave

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): FIA CEO Max Mosley has hit back at German motorcar manufacturers, flaming an already seething tabloid war about his Nazi S&M orgy which has so enlivened the F1 sport.

Mosley, 69, has been pilloried in the press after getting caught with his panzers down in the company of some cheap fifty-quid-a-pop scrubbers from a seedy North London New Labour enclave in Hackney.

The video of the lurid event was posted on the Royal YouBoob internet channel on Monday.

This sent shivers of dread and disgust among the Bahraini royal (sic) family who immediately cancelled Mosley's visa for this weekend's flagship Bahrain Grand Prix in Manama.

The world motorsport industry also reacted quickly with classic virtual projectile vomiting syndrome, stating "we always knew he was a depraved fascist just like his Pa, British Blackshirt fascist leader Sir Oswald Mosely."

A flurry of legal writs has now descended on lawcourts in London, Frankfurt, Monaco and Manama.

Bernie Ecclestone is 69.

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