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Thursday, 3 April 2008

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Images like this of Max Mosley were clearly too much for the Bahrain Grand Prix

Manama, Bahrain - (Lurid Ass Mess): Manama princeling Shaikh Someun Bin Had has banned world motorsport's top S&M Nazi fellater Max Mosley from this weekend's Bahrain Grand Prix.

Mosley, 69, "let the side down badly" last Saturday when getting caught in a compromising position with cheapskate fifty quid-an-hour London hookers.

"It's his own effing fault," a Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile spokesman commented today.

"Time after time he'd been told to use the recommended bespoke high class whores from Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VIP agency.

"But did he listen?

"Oh no, not our Max. Always knows best.

"Absolutely insisted on those hideous little trollops from Hackney that bring their own rubber-coated SS uniforms.

"Serves him bloody well right now the Bahrainis have ditched him."

Mosley is the son of World War II UK Fascist Party leader Oswald Mosley.

For years the tabloids have claimed he likes to dress up as Rudolf Hess and re-enact the Spandau Castle moment when he impregnated the tribute act known as Queen Elizabeth II, spawning her French chimera son Nicholas Teacosy.

Bernie Ecclestone is frothing at the mouth.

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