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Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Antartica's apathetic population

Britain's social justice awareness and its reasonable request that the rich pay their fair share to a society that has helped them become rich has cost the UK once again the Uefa Championship.

Uefa officials admitted that they look for venues where their already filthy wealthy players can keep as much of their dirty money as possible:

"We looked at Antarctica but between the airfares, the apathetic population and the bad weather, their no taxes fell shy of the mark. Stadiums in the third world often have milk crates for seating and hovels for hotels and most everywhere else asks the noblesse to oblige at least a little. Then we looked at the B US H of America and realized that the rich are getting filthy richer and that our "rude footballers", as Kent called them in Lear, could keep all their cash and take the money and run. Like most of our players it was a no-brainer! America here we come!"

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