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Friday, 14 March 2008

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New York Terrier - After several exhibitions with his former childhood idol Pete Sampras, Roger Federer is beginning to sound and look like he has a crush on Pete.

"I idolized him growing up," said Roger, "I try to be more like him each and everyday. He gave me his left over supply of shorts and tees from his last sponsor, which I appreciate because they are nice an baggy."

When asked if wearing Pete's clothes was perhaps taking his idolization a little too far Federer said, "Oh c'mon you guys are twisting this, he didn't give me his underwear, its just a bunch of unworn clothing. I mean if I was a woman I'd want his babies, but I'm not, nor am I going to be."

Federer won the final match in his series with Sampras in three sets. When asked if he approved of Britney Spear's father intervening in his daughter's life, Roger has this to say, "What the?...I don't know what that question has to do with anything, but I think a family needs to take care of their own. Whether that makes this case right I'm not the person to say..."

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