Written by Riaz Ali
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Topics: Darts

Wednesday, 5 September 2001

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Yesterday a darts fan walked into a popular high street clothing outlet and bought two identical tops. Upon leaving the shop he viciously threw them at a passer-by.

"I just didn't know what hit me!" said the passer-by, who asked to remain anonymous even though his name is Jim Herringbone of Maplewood Avenue, Chiswick.

The darts fan immediately gave himself up to a blonde haired patrol officer.

"It's a fair cop," he said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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