Yesterday a darts fan walked into a popular high street clothing outlet and bought two identical tops. Upon leaving the shop he viciously threw them at a passer-by.
"I just didn't know what hit me!" said the passer-by, who asked to remain anonymous even though his name is Jim Herringbone of Maplewood Avenue, Chiswick.
The darts fan immediately gave himself up to a blonde haired patrol officer.
"It's a fair cop," he said.