Two of the Worlds most respected and accomplished ballerinas of the Kirov school, performed for the first time the legendary Dance Of the Sugar Fart Faeries.
Svetlana Kuyiankskaya and Olga Bodolgavonichivincikiwic wowed audiences by loudly farting during pirouettes and jumps.
"They were wonderful", said one audience member, "they were so into exquisite and divine. But I think the taller girl did a sneaky poo during one very dramatic piece".
Indeed, by the nites end the stage needed a good scrub down.
A pervert who we talked to in the crowd said he would come again. We're not sure if he was talking about buying another ticket to the show.
"The Russians are the best", said the shows promoter Tony Mafioso, "all our dancers are ex-KGB spies. Used their legs to strangle double agents. Strong leg muscles. It gives them that extra 'edge'".
The travelling show is being sponsored by an air freshener company.