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Monday, 18 February 2008

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Los Angeles - Well-placed television insiders say that Fox Sports is planning a new reality show called Shooting With The Stars, co-hosted by Brian McNamee and Debbie Clemens, in which elite athletes from a cross-section of sports inject themselves with illegal drugs and the winner is the person who gets the best results.

"I'm so excited to be working with Brian again," said Clemens, "he's a real winner and a wonderful friend to our entire family."

McNamee could not be reached for comment, but a Fox source told eTrueSports, "Anabolic steroids, HGH, synthetic testosterone - our guests are going be injecting themselves with all the things that make our athletes great."

Celebrity guests are currently being lined up, with Jose Canesco set for the premiere, scheduled to air on Fox on Opening Day, March 31st, 2008. Other guest stars will be announced shortly; a spokesman for Barry Bonds said the slugger did not plan to participate due to a prior commitment.

"I don't know about this," said MLB Commissioner Bud Selig, "I'll have to discuss it with George Mitchell and get back to you."

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