Maria Sharapova caused a storm yesterday after her game with Serena Williams, hinting the Florida beauty may actually be man.
The Russian star said in her press conference "No wonder she wanted equal prize money at Wimbledon… if you ask me she's in the wrong draw anyway; you could clearly see a bulge in her pants; I expect that kind of thing from the men when they play with me, but this was disgusting, she kept putting her hands down there too, it looked like she was enjoying herself far too much!"
Serena countered the claims by saying "It's just the position I had my balls in, there was nowhere else to put them, I'm thinking of asking if I can have them shaved… the fluff gets a bit itchy during these long matches!"
A match official has stated he will investigate the situation straight away. A press spokesman announced that the only way he will be able to do this with complete confidence is to have "a bit of a poke and a feel" to see what's actually "down there".