Doha, Qatar - (Cute Little Ass Mess): In her first pre-Qatar Women's Open Championship interview uninhibited blonde Russian tennis superstar Maria Sharapova has spoken frankly about love, romance and the appetites that drive her as she works out at the Doha National Stadium during St Valentine's Week.
"I am an insatiable woman with excruciating urges," Maria confides.
"And this weekend's upcoming tournament is no exception. Just hope you guys don't expect me to cover up in a yashmak and burqa for my masterclass display against the Williams sisters! Seriously though...
"Playing tennis has always helped me with all that raw sexual energy," Sharapova admits, "but in reality it only just takes the edge off my all-consuming lust for proper five hour orgasm.
"We Russian women athletes, we're made for shagging!
"That may sound very forward to the men and women of this country but I always think it's best to be open in advance, to let tennis fans know what to expect ahead of the big game this weekend!
"I guess by average Russian tennisplaying standards I'm not that remarkable after all.
"But deep inside, it's a very different story."
Sharapova is in training at the Doha's purpose-built national athletics stadium where women athletes compete under local restrictions of modesty and circumspection.
And although she won't be officially expected to don a veil or yashmak or the dreaded burqa, La Sharapova will nevertheless have to dress more modestly as she competes for the country's top tennis prize.
"The Qatar grand slam is pretty important to me as an athlete, sure. But I expect your female readers would like to know what it's really like, competing at this level in sport.
"Well, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and my clitoris is throbbing like the engine of a two litre Ducati Monster 696, all fired up and ready to go.
"Usually I pleasure myself for an hour or so because without climax I'd be tearing out my pubic hair by the roots.
"Most times I fantasise about fellating my dream lover to oblivion, draining his juices into total submission.
"Kinda makes my throat sore sometimes but saves a packet on lip-fillers, girl!
"I expect this may be news to some of the local ladies here in Doha, where customs might differ from back home in Moscow.
"But who needs botox around the mouth when a couple of hours in the sack gives the facial muscles the kind out workout that no amount of collagen implant can ever mimic?
"Of course it takes a man with immense balls and twelve grand slams under his belt, like my hero Roger Federer, to satisfy my womanly needs.
"And even then," Sharapove adds, "I like to make him really sweat for it."
Sharapova's interview is due to be published in full despite the country's strict censorship laws.
And although tennis fans are agog at her sporting prowess many really just want to know about her relationship with 12-times grand slam winner Roger Federer.
Sharapova is rehearsing for the weekend's matches by partnering Martina Hingis and the Williams sisters who are all hoping to grab the $200,000 first prize from the feisty little Russian.
Her accompanying personal St Valentine's Day video from Doha will be released on Sharapova's website on the 14th February.