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Sunday, 3 February 2008

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Patriots Coaching Staff

Media producers seeking the absolute best quality TV broadcast of this year's have awarded the exclusive transmission rights to NEPTV, the New England Patriots Network.

Sports Media expert, Barney Googles the III explained: "The sideline camera work of the Patriots this year as been exemplary. You can see and hear everything from the the other coaches' plays to the athletes' Hi Moms. No network has achieved the kind of up close and personal footage the New England staff produces week after week. They win every week because they see and hear everything every week and now we will too!"

When Patriots coach Bill "Eyes n Ears" Bellichek was asked about the honor, his only comment was: "What do expect from the Patriot Act?"

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