Florida - (Cute & Shiny Black Ass Mess): Venus and Serena Williams have told reporters they are more than happy to give world number one tennis ace Roger Federer a thorough seeing-to after sports injury coaches recommended muscle relaxant therapy after his recent unfortunate groin strain in Melbourne.
"Any time, hon'," La Williams Mk#1 said today, "it ain't for nothin' mah name rhymes with penis."
"Together mah sis' and I could do for Roger in one afternoon what no 'mount of white muff could ever hope for in a whole week of shaggin'," Serena added thoughtfully.
The sisters were in buoyant mood after offering their physiotherapy services to the limping player, who still looks sore and depleted after going fifteen rounds with Maria Sharapova in a pre-Australian Men's Open semifinal workout that left him so stiff he lost his thirteenth grand slam bid to Novak Djokovic the next day.
Federer told pals was gutted by the defeat but took it on the chin like a man.
"Sure I might need three months of physio, sports massage and a new truss," Roger admitted today.
"But my new coach Eddie reckons just one weekend with Venus and Serena - plus an ounce of weed and a giant waterbed -could sort me out until the end of the season!"
Maria Sharapova is five foot twelve.