Written by Cobden Stewart
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Monday, 28 January 2008

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Newcastle Fans Hope Kevin Will be Alright After his Strange Green Poo

Kevin Keegan, the latest manager of one of the finest and best supported football clubs in the entire world, Newcastle Utd, is reportedly seeing the club doctor this morning after having what he himself has described as 'a strange green poo'.

According to Keegan, "Normally I am very regular and never miss a day. After the stuffing we got at the Arsenal the other day 0-3 I felt a bit queer and went to the toilet. I had a strange green poo"

Keegan feels that this job is itself a bit strange. "The owner Rick Astley told me that the Mag Fans are weird and that he fears they will never buy another one of his singles unless we win something next week, or possibly the week after. This green shite thing is the last thing I need. Do you think I'll be alright?"

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