Ageing footballer, former England Captain, and male model, David Beckham is struggling to keep in the media spotlight these days and knows that his footballing days are coming to an end. "I have only got 3 years and 3 months and 33 minutes left before I retire." He said for the third time with a tear in his eye.
David tends to cope well with his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but the public often wonder why he never smiles. Last night in London, Beckham told the In Seine News sports correspondent;
"Folk are always criticising me and Posh for not smiling and think it's because we're not happy - well it's just not true! We're as happy as two multimillionaires could be. We have everything we want, when we want. I can only smile 4 times a day and never in public. It's the blessed COD to blame!"
"Don't you mean OCD?" asked the In Seine News sports correspondent.
That shows that Mr Beckham is suffering from Dyslexia on top of his OCD and he will be legitimately able to apply for Incapacity Benefit in his declining years. He has already dyed his hair grey in preparation and a top psychologist has warned that the next colour will be a blue rinse, unless he has a 'Britney Spears moment'."