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Tuesday, 25 December 2007

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Another day in India. Soccer fans in their annual rite of passage set fire to their stadium and demolished the landmark in their yearly quest to please the god Socero.

As they came out of the tunnel they shouted "God is great", before the roof caved in.

Pumping fists in the air and carrying a large picture of Socero, the throng proceeded to the temple where they hurled soccer balls into the fire.

Abu Dalihada the team leader was quoted as saying "Our annual celebration of tearing down stadiums is getting expensive but hey we ain't perfect."

The excitement spilled into the night as the revellers partied well past midnight shouting "death to the referees".

"Soccer is life", Abu told the throng. BBC world News.

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