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Thursday, 13 December 2007

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New York, USA - Anna Rawson an up and coming Professional golfer for the LPGA has just announced from her myspace page is that she has just been identified by former Sen. George Mitchell.

Sentor Mitchell said on Thursday that performance-enhancing boob jobs used has been pervasive in LPGA for more than a two dozen years as he released his findings in the shape of a 309-page report on breast sizes, plus another 32 pages of exhibits of anatomically correct, Anna Rawson's boobs.

Sentor Mitchell said, "If you look at Ms. Rawson it is obvious she is a very hot young girl, the kind of girl that would work as a page on Capital Hill."

It is unclear why Sen. Mitchell would name her in the 309 page report. Boobs are very distracting and it helps women hold the club for a perfect swing.

Judy Sams a retired LPGA player said, "Oh yes. Bigger boobs helps you in so many ways. It took 20 years for Ladies Professional Golfers Association to be stop calling the Lesbian Professional Golfers Association. I received new knockers in 1994 and boom I won more money on the tour. However I didn't understand why they paid us in nothing but dollar bills?"

"Everyone involved in LPGA shares responsibility," Mitchell said during a news conference at the Grand Hyatt Hotel. "Commissioners, club officials, the Players Association and players. Anna Rawson and others are cheaters, I can't be any clearer than that."

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