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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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Astronauts Touch Down at Old Trafford

Manchester United yesterday finalized a new sponsorship deal which will add financial security for the next twenty years.

NASA announced that their logo is to be emblazoned across next seasons "Team Strips"

Our reporter was at the BECKHAMesque American style unveiling to celebrate the new partnership.

NASA representatives where asked how the strange but lucrative deal had arisen ?
"Its simple" a buoyant Chuck "Ace" Horowitz replied "we scoured the world for training facilities for our astronauts, we found that Old Traffords were second to none! you only have to be at the ground on match days to see that the Zero Atmosphere will prepare our men for the empty vaccum of space perfectly"

Unfortunately the Glaziers weren't available to comment as other commitments prevented their attendance but a Red Nosed Drunk Scot was on hand to add "Manchester United are very pleased with this deal, it brings more cash to the club, I can now go out and raid that French Smug Gits youth side for talent!" he then stumbled out of the room shouting "we was robbed on Saturday! was a fukin free kick!"

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