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Thursday, 10 July 2008

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(MUSICMAN PRESS) N.F.L. President Rick A. Number, said earlier today the the league will radically alter their head gear.

"With the adoption of the new gear, the N.F.L. will have a new look, be able to give our players a more comfortable game time, and a new way to cut costs allowing for even higher paychecks for the players." ...As if they starved with the poorest of players easily charging 500k a year for their "talents".

Former Atlanta Falcons QB Mike Vick issued this statement from his Virgia prison cell, "Yep, ahh, yeah some of dem ain't too good kinda playas yer can't get no smokes wit they stash and stuff. Man 'cause like whe I was playin' like mary j. wasn't like costin' so much. But now many playas can't support they's kids and still pay for they dope."

Whatever the message Mr. Vick was wishing to convey, we do comprehend that his sympathies lie with those player from the days of ole, when being a professional athlete meant giving up a life of fortune influence and wealth.

John Madden however, opposed the movement saying that the choice was 'nuts!'

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