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Tuesday, 16 October 2007

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Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins football team has lost every game this year and have announced that they will play a high school football team this Sunday.

Their usual game angainst an NFL team has been cancelled. A class CCC high school team has been chosen as their opponent in order to even things out. Class A and B high school teams were ruled out when many of the Dolphins atheletes started crying when they were told that they might have to face an A or B class team during this week's team meeting. An team aide had to rush to the store to get tissue paper so the crying Dolphins could wipe their tears away.

They will be playing the Palm Beach High School Wild Cats and will travel the 60 miles north to West Palm Beach aboard a yellow school bus belonging to the Palm Beach County School Board.

Wagering agents in Las Vegas have given the Dolphins a 95% chance of losing.

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