Miami, Florida (IP) - The Miami Dolphins are once again well on their way to achieving a perfect season. Instead of 16 and Zero they will go for Zero and 16.
Last Sunday, their quarterback, whom no one has ever heard of, was knocked out and a player from the Houston team stood over him taunting him and no one ever even noticed.
The Dolphins are owned by garbage wizard Wayne HighPinga who although he is worth about a billion dollars is still a garbage man at heart and next to a picture of whatever the opposite of the word class is you will find a picture of him in the dictionary.
Wayne HighPinga also owns the Marlins baseball team and he got rid of all of the Marlin's best players after they won the world series a few years ago proving how much class he has.
Last year he lost coach Nick Sabin who has always been a loser and is now a coach for a college team in Alabama and neither the Dolphins nor the Alabama college team could win a football game against a high school football team nor even a junior high team for that matter. He has decided to quit coaching men and boy's teams and will be coaching girl's teams henceforth.