Written by Captain Equality
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Topics: Wales, Rugby

Sunday, 7 October 2007

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We have been given an exclusive on the Welsh Rugby teams latest opponents, Mambie and Asato the Western Lowland Gorillas from Paignton Zoo.

A Zoo spokesman said:

"They really have fun, but they can play rough. Their ball-juggling skills are pretty impressive, but they do bite each other and the ball occasionally, which is not generally considered good practice in a rugby game, but that's enough about the Welsh, the gorillas behaved impeccable"

A WRFU spokesperson commented " That it was unusual to play against anyone with hairier legs than most of the women in Cardiff " and another has emailed me pointing out Asato the gorilla's resemblance to Welsh front row.

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