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Sunday, 16 September 2007

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This year's Fighting Irish are about as strong as this stuffed toy.

The luck of the Fighting Irish has run out as Notre Dame fell to Michigan to start this season with an 0 and 3 record. In the past fifteen days, they have lost to Georgia Tech, Penn State, and now Michigan.

Former Quarterback Bronco Bubba was upset at the performance of his alma mater. "This batch of golden domers has rolled over and died. It's almost like Touchdown Jesus has lost his mojo. They aren't playing sixty minutes or giving 110%. They've forgotten the fundamentals and are not watching their x's and o'x. They've got to get their minds on the game and play to their potential."

"We need to schedule more games against the direction teams. You know, the division five type southeastern this or northwestern that or middle something or other. We also need more little Catholic schools so our priests can get the Vatican to order them to lose. That's the only way we can save our season and our respect!"

In conclusion, Bronco did add one more observation: "We lost to Michigan, a team that lost to Appalachian state. Can we suck any worse?"

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