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Topics: Michael Vick

Thursday, 23 August 2007

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) Beleaugered Atlanta Falcon quarterback What'shisname Vick is facing new charges that he was involved in the cruel and violent sport of infant fighting. The sport involves taking the formula bottle away from infants and placing one of the bottles on a pedestal. The infants are then forced to fight for the formula bottle. The sport is also known as formula one racing.

Vick supporters were furious at the new charges. Robittusin MacEscalade is a huge fan of Vick and demanded that all charges be dropped and that the authorities should leave Vick alone.

The Humane Human Infant Society was seen picketing outside the courthouse and declared that infants should be allowed to enjoy infancy in the same damned way that adults are allowed to enjoy adultery.

The NFL has threatened to reduce Vicks standing as quarterback down to eigthback or even maybe sixteenthback and that should be punished enough for the child torturer.

Vick is pleading insanity in the case. He said he was just crazy about gambling and promised to stick to state operated lottery games like scratch off tickets and keeno if they would just give him on more chance. "I'm just axing you, please give me one mo chance" he cried.

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