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Topics: TV, Sport, Wrestling, WWE

Wednesday, 22 August 2007

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Holmes and Madeley at today's weigh in

Sky Box Office has lined up the TV wrestling match to end them all as on September 3rd at Wembley Stadium, Richard and Judy take on Eamonn Holmes and his missus in a no holds barred tag bout.

Veteran commentator, Kent Walton, tells us:

"This is big! Believe me it's bigger than a Big Mac with extra fries and large coke.

This match has been brewing since Holmes and his missus took over Richard and Judy's Good Morning programme for the summer sparking no end of bad feeling"

Richard comments:

"Eamonn is a wind bag and me and Judy could take him and his missus any day, no sweat. Bring it on I say"

But the jocular porky Irishman Holmes counters with:

"Madeley's a berk and never lets Judy get a word in edgeways. We're ready when they are. We are confident that we'll wipe the floor with them"

Bookmakers are taking bets faster than Lewis Hamilton and William Hill of the high street betting shop chain William Hill says:

"Yeah, a lot of people think that it's funny my name is the same as the company I work for, but there it is"

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