LOS ANJILEEZ (Defecated News) - Finally, the moment the football world has been waiting for arrived last night. David Beckham's multi-million dollar deal with L.A. Galaxy, based in L.A. was shown to the fans in full glory.
After 72 minutes, David was called on as a substitute, but could not find the left-footed magic needed to stop his team from losing. That was, until the 90th minute when on came his grandmother on to replace Galaxy's striker Josh Barnett.
"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", said Galaxy fan and owner of www.MexicanPoleDancersOnline.com. "A lady about 85 to 90 years old sprinted on and scored two goals in the last 60 seconds. It was unreal. I'm gonna buy her a beer. She's kinda hot."
Gladys Beckham (87) told The Spoof, "I saw David suffering with his ankle and I felt so bad for him. People were booing him and noboday makes my Davey feels sad. I put on a spare pair of his boots, and did what I've always done - play football. I taught him everything including bending it like granny Beckham."
Post-match celebrations followed and after showering with the team, Gladys put on her glad rags and wide shoes and waddled down to the local tequila bar.
"I got totally wankered", said Gladys.