Formula One ace Fernando Alsonso is reported to have thrown a huge tantrum after being demoted from pole to sixth on the grid for the Hungarian Grand Prix for childishly impeding Hamilton's qualifying, TheSpoof.com News can reveal.
After his demotion, an anonymous witness confided to The Spoof that he spat out his dummy, screamed, cried, and threw his toys across the room before he was sent to stand in the corner by McClaren boss Ron Dennis.
Lewis Hamilton, a McClaren teammate, said that "Fernando spat at me, called me a spiteful git, and stalked off, sulking. I really doubt his mental age is above his number of world championships ."
In reply, Alonso angrily bawled, "You just don't understand!" before storming off in a huff.