After Barry Bonds hit his record breaking home run there was pandemonium in the stands to gain control of the ball. The ball has been estimated to be worth an undetermined amount. Bonds 72 HRs in a season fetched some $400.000. Fans are saying the key home run ball will be the last one hit this season for the total HRs hit for the year. After a thirty-person pile up Matt Murphy slithered to the top ball in hand.
Matt Murphy has a unusual approach to what he'll do with the ball, while some would keep it under glass in a nice display case, others would safe deposit box it, not Matt, Matt has contacted a exclusive plastic surgeon inquiring the possibility if having the ball implanted into his testicle sack as a spare.
Not only does Matt want it implanted as a spare but he also wants the same stitching like on the threads of a baseball to encircle his scrotum
When questioned about this unique request Matt said, "Hey, how many blokes can claim their gonad has been hit 500 ft and then been fought over by 30 people? Besides It'll look great in bike shorts."
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert