CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ron Paul, Vickie Carr, Andy Roddick, & Paris Hilton had a foursome today. They all played tennis at Wimbledon as a fund raiser for the Ron Paul for President 2008 campaign.
Vickie Carr sang the National Anthem in a performance that rivaled Rosanne Barr's. Then Ms. Carr took her place beside Ron Paul in the match.
The match started out looking even at first, then Andy Roddick and Paris Hilton tried to keep Ron Paul from scoring. In spite of their efforts, Ron Paul's fans cheered so loud that it distracted Ms. Hilton and Ron Paul scored the first point.
Try as they might, Andy Roddick and Paris Hilton could not score on Ron Paul and Vickie Carr. Point after point was scored by Ron and Vickie. The match ended 40-love. Afterward, they had a REAL foursome.
"They don't call my campaign the Love Revolution for nothing," said Dr. Paul.
President Bush commented on the match, saying, "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. It's good to see that one OB-GYN is practicing his love."