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Monday, 23 July 2007

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United States television giant, The History Channel, announced today that Michael Vick, quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons and owner of "Bad Newz Kennels" would be their new sponsor and spokesman for their exciting series featuring aerial battle re-enactments.

A representative from The History Channel stated: "We are excited to have such celebrity bringing a new dimension to Dogfights."

Mr. Vick recently made headlines as Federal charges were brought against him and other co-conspirators for a dogfighting ring in northern Virginia where he is evidently licensed as a "registered dog breeder".

Vick claims that his dogfighting background goes back over several years and feels that his unique experiences will add a cruel twist to the military series.

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