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Topics: David Beckham

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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Air Mile joy for Beckham

LA Galaxy bound Beckham is faced with a massive decision about his transatlantic travelling lifestyle.

Scheduled to "commute" between LA and Europe regularly, as well as fulfilling his many "sponsorship" gigs he is pondering how best to approach it.

The first option would be for him to "buy and fly" his own plane like John Travolta, but this would not allow enough R&R and time to get over jet-lag and is not seen as being "environmentally safe"

The second option would be to have a plane on permanent standby with a pilot ready to fly him at a moments notice, but LAX, Los Angles Airport authorities, have said that they cannot allocate a Gate purely for Mr Beckham.

The third option being investigated is which of the Transatlantic carriers are prepared to accommodate the busy Mr Beckham's schedule and give him fast track booking in facilities and a guaranteed upgrade from Business to First Class.

A spokesperson for the Beckhams commented that David and Victoria will consider all the kind offers and suggestions being offered and will decide on which International Carrier is offering the best deal...

The kind offer from the US air force to loan Mr Beckham A Galaxy Air Cargo plane was flatly rejected with Mr Beckham commenting that he "wasn't into overt advertising" adjusting his Designer sponsored sungalsses and wearing his Nike track suit and trainers.

A spokesman for a major transatlantic carrier commented..It would seem we are at a slight impasse.Its about who will pay who...Victoria is said to favour the best air miles package

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