Ever since David and Victoria Beckham landed stateside in the USA, the country's citizens have been going wacko for the hot couple.
Formerly, and currently, a member of the Spice Girls, Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham said she will never leave Los Angeles.
"They'll drag me kicking and screaming. I love all the shopping here, the ubiquitous sunshine and I find the billboards relaxing."
Meanwhile, Mr Beckham, anxious to play soccer with the L.A Galaxy said "Well, hopefully I can teach these America blokes to appreciate a good sport. They're paying me a boatload of money so whether they do or not, I'm good."
Celebrity residents of Los Angeles are excited about the new famous arrivals. Comedic actor Eddie Murphy was excited at the possibility of impregnating another Spice Girl. Actress Susan Sarandon allegedly approached the couple in the Spago restaurant and asked them to sign her list of Liberals Promoting Peace by Refusing to be Americans.
Perhaps it was rocker Tommy Lee who summed up soccer's royal couple's arrival best when he said, "He's (Beckham) just another pretty boy married to a hot piece of ass. He'll fit right in."
Truer words have never been spoken.