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Sunday, 15 July 2007

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Wenger's boys practice ball control

It is almost certain that top shot Spanish international is set for London after having talks with arsenal boss Wenger this afternoon.

Rumor has it that the price arsenal will be playing is 15 million. He said: "La Liga is good but the premiership has a lot more to offer me."

Wenger commented: "He is a quality player and lord knows Arsenal could do with someone like him."

In other news it has just been announced that the Cork senior hurling team have been given the noble prize for outstanding hurling over the last few years.There huge victories over Waterford and Kilkenny have also bean known to the public.

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