Los Angeles: As we all know, today, Friday the 13th, is the day David Beckham joins his new team, LA Gay-Lexi. But what most of you'll probably do not know is how David Beckham made his entry into the world of football. We give you the details...
Says a shy beckham, "When i was about 15, i tried out for my school team, but no one wanted to play with me, they called me a wuss. My coach Far-Terry saw all this and asked me to meet him. He apparently felt sorry for me and said that i could join his team if i wanted."
So, what's the secret in that?
"Well, there was a catch. He wanted me to play for his girls' team which was out of touch...and for the sake of the footballs(no pun intended), i accepted his proposal" continues an evidently embarrassed Beckham.
"I guess among all my teams, i liked that team the most. i saw loads of bouncing balls, which i don't see anymore except on the field(referring to Victoria's flat chestedness), and of course, it was then that i started grooming, doing pedicure, using hair bands, etc. But the best part of all was that i could hit the opponents in the crotch as much as i wanted, without even receiving a card!"
And now for Victoria's deepest(literally), darkest(you got it) secret-she loves moving about in her house naked and forces her husband to see her and enjoy it at the same time!
How very sad for the manlier of the two Beckhams, oh the torture! oh the flatness! Let's just hope the Blondie survives, for the sake of LA Gay-Lexi of course.