Lisbon (or otherwise): Nearly a day after the steamy lip lock that Cristiano Ronaldo shared with Indian actress Bipasha Basu at a local pub in Lisbon, Ronaldo seems all charged up and ready to speak about his first kiss with a woman.
Says Ronaldo, "Yeah, it was my first time, but I've done it loads of times with guys. So, I already had the upper hand." Apparently, Ronaldo is also having an affair with another unknown lady. Who knows, maybe the lady is just another guy with long hair and shaved legs(and other parts).
"We had a ball", says a shy Ronaldo. "I left Gemma cause she was a thing of the past, now I'm looking forward to experimenting with more transsexuals"
Bipasha Basu, on the other hand, was quite terrified with the experience. "It was horrible, he was all over me...what made it even worse was that he was poking his nose all the while. But I bore him because I had some perks", says an evidently aghast Bipasha. "I was like a fan to begin with. But after we bonded we just became two individuals bonding as buddies over an important international event. We're girlfriends now. If I ever have to see a football game, all I've to do is ask Christie" she added.
Bipasha wants to see football, Cristiano wants to do the same (yes yes, that's exactly what Ii'm referring to, you dirty minds!). It's a match made in heaven.