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Wednesday, 11 July 2007

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The Indian bombshell-Bipasha Basu(drools...)

lesbian:After the declaration of the 7th wonder of the world, Manbreaster poop-nited star Christiano Ronaldo made us wonder an 8th time, is he straight?

According to sources, the Man utd women's football team star was spotted getting cozy with Indian bombshell Bipasha Basu. Many of Christiano's gay fans have stopped worshiping him and are wondering as to why he swung the ball that way.

Says one of the fans, "if he wanted to do such a thing, he might as well have been a cricketer, they're known to swing it that way...that's why they're called swingers mate."

Other fans too are very disappointed, but some see a ray of hope in reports stating that it was just sisterly love that Ronaldo was displaying. In reply to these reports, on fan quoted, "why the poop would a sister kiss another sister unless it's America?".

Bipasha Basu's Indian boyfriend, John Abrahim, was unavailable for comments, he was busy enjoying his new found freedom in Hawaii.

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