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Monday, 2 July 2007

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US and A (ESPN) - As part of the latest X Games circuit, SpaceElevator fell short of his attempt to contribute ninety pieces of satire in thirty days. Before the event the fledgling remarked, "I am not very good with numbers, but I think that's something like three stories per day... you do the math."

The rookie came up just one short of this never-before-seen trick by a newcomer. In the process, he broke every bone in his body except for one.

It appears that he became just a little too cocky. When he saw the end in sight he threw out one hand to wave to the crowd of onlookers, incorrectly assuming that his momentum would simply carry him across the mark.

He is now recovering and asks of those interested that, in lieu of flowers or cards, people give to their favorite charity instead.

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