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Sunday, 1 July 2007

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The Hulk was all beered up and lost it

David Banner, aka The Incredible Hulk was today almost reaching Critical Mass as news came in that he had lost out on his prized Wimbledon tickets following bad weather and a drunken session with other Marvel heroes.

The tickets were reportedly left on a pub seat in Wimbledon as The Hulk, Spiderman, Daredevil and new girlfriend Elektra quaffed Pimms and lager in the relative shelter of the Pigs Cock Public House, 3 minutes from Wimbledon.

"Don't make me angry.. You won't like me when I'm angry." Commented David Banner, as his eyes turned green, and his Union Jack shirt began to tear at the back.

Pals tried to reason with the soon-to-be Hulk, to no avail. Windows, cars, homes and bus shelters were all destroyed as The Hulk roared "Hulk Smash" after downing up to 20 pints of Stella in preparation for the tennis.

Following the incident, all super heroes with anger issues have been barred from the tacky and tasteless weak-as-piss Concert for Diana later today.

Banner was last seen being followed by UK terror cops as he threw a flaming 4x4 into Glasgow airport.

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