Bum-Bay (India): Here's some great news from the sporting world for all the F1 fans out there. The Indian Association for Lesser Corruption and More sports (IALCMS) announced yesterday that it will start construction work on the 25 dollar F1 track project in a few weeks.
It is currently seeking funds for hiring a ferry to the construction spot. It has also been declared that the Indian Beggars Union is helping the Association on the condition that all their future generations will receive free food and tickets till eternity.
The Association has taken this drastic step of building the track in the seas for 2 reasons:
1. So that the fishes too could get a taste of the sports we play(before they get packed and sold to hungry chinese guys that is).
2. So that the local money-hungry politicians or the 'babus' as they call them, are kept away. (These babus are world-famous in Bum-bay for the bribes that they take and the money that they demand for matters as small as small as riding bicycles beyond the 3km/hr speed limit.)
The association hopes to save thousands of cents by taking strict measures to keep these Babus at Bay. Thus, most tickets are expected to be sold legally and people won't have to sit on the tracks to live (or die) life in the fast lane.
The Prime ministress/minister of India, Womanmohan Singh has praised this new move calling it a "technological marvel". He says, "India is on it's way to global recognition. Thanks to Shilpa Shetty (serial Gere kisser, and celebrity Big Bother) and Sharukh Corn (devdas, etc.) , we have already gained a bit of fame, but now we will play our part. We hope to get your votes this time 'round too. We promise to give you more of everything...electricity, water, rights(all those mentioned under charter IV of constitution), freedom, bills and ofcourse taxes..."
The "precise" year for completion of the track is stated as 2013, but we must not expect it any year before 2030. Most Indians have learnt to expect less, that won't be much of a trouble. But until then, lets hope that the administrators haven't mistaken F1 for water polo.
-the kickbutt morons