Jupiter/Earth: In a giant leap for the human sports, on Monday aliens from other galactic stars sent a ultra super sonic message stating that after viewing the progress in human sports especially dope cases, they have found the earthlings fit to compete with their fellow galaxy mates.
The event to be held in Jupiter next year will have some of the most weirdest aliens competing for the honour to be called Champions of the Milky Way. In all the event will be held in 1/2 Jupiter day or 5. 6 earth years.
NASA confirmed these rumours and said that they were preparing a space shuttle which would have in-built training ground and all that was needed to get the sportsmen into shape. When asked about when will the space shuttle will be completed, the NASA experts told reporters that it would take 2 years to complete it and the journey would take 1. 5 years!
Guess the Nasa guys are really excited! Hope they don't realize it was a scam, and that the super sonic waves were the bombs Bush is dropping on Iraq and Africa!