London/USA: In a shocking revelation made here, FIFA told reporters here that the controversial football match to be held in August of this year between the gods and humans was going to take place as decided an all that was left was deciding the team to represent humans.
FIFA's managing body also added that they could not put off this match as they had taken appointment with the gods a decade ago and after such a hefty amount which was paid in a draft totalling to 100 billion pounds they had agreed for the match.
Coahes of the EPL teams like Barsene Win-gor (Arse-nil), Fat-ex Pukeson (Man-Puktd), and Jose (Chelsea) told reporters that they were against this match because of the club matches that would be held the next day after the match.
"Vee have reading to play against after this match and without Ronaldo and Bayne we will lose" added FAT-EX PUKESON. But the thing to be noted was that Ronaldo an Bayne did not feature in the list put up on the notice board by FIFA on those who were to play.
When talked with the gods, they appeared confident about their victory and added that even though a team was not decided, Jesus (goalie and captain) was playing for sure.
The tickets to this controversial match has been selling at 1 million pound and so far only 290 tickets had been sold in which Roman, Bush, Kimi, Schumi and Nadal were present.
FIFA have confirmed the human side as follows:
- J. Terry
Thus, with all the stars in one team, the humans are looking for an impressive win.
To add to the controversy Ronaldo an Bayne were not included and the reason sited was that according to a new regulation diving on the pitch is not allowed (which squared out Ronaldo) and ugly ducklings would be given red card (thus leaving out Bayne).