Nine time NBA all-star Kobe bryant of the Los Angeles demanded early Wednesday that he be traded. He felt that the team was not trying to rebuild fast enough and that he was lied to by team management about that rebuilding two years ago. Three hours later, he denied that he wanted a trade and said that the Lakers were his home and his team and that he wanted to stay there.
When asked why the reason for the changes, the player told this publication that "I wants to stay in L.A. cuz its the best sichiation fo me. I thought about dem Denver Nuggets, but bad stuff happen to me dere (Bryant was accused of rape at a Colorado resort and underwent trial). I thought about them Miami Heats, but dey gots da Shaq. I thought about lots of other teams, but dey gots dey stars."
"Den, I thoughts about the Lakers. We gots Los Angeles! We gots Britney Spears and lots of other blonde, white women. We got da beaches on da beaches. We gots thongs. I is the star o' my team."
"I don wants to go nowhere! I be's stayin' and chillin' right here!"
Upon hearing those comments, Laker's team owner Jerry Buss (a white man and the father and grandfather of lots of white women) immediately traded Bryant. Effective next season, Kobe will have the opportunity to start for the Llasa Yaks of the Tibetan League.