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Saturday, 26 May 2007

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England can now thrash Brazil 25-0 in the friendly on Friday

FA HQ, London - (Ass Mess): The England dream ticket of striker David Beckham and coach Sven Goran Ericksson has been recalled after FA bosses admitted they got it wrong by tossing out the pair for failing in two consecutive World Cup bids.

Beckham will now be in goal and Ericksson in charge of handing out sliced orange segments to players during the half-time break.

"This time we can do it!" said England manager Steve McClaren.

The FA said today the move marks 'an incredible turnaround' for the pair who were ditched 288 days ago after Sven's girlfriend Nancy dell'Ugli-O admitted her tarot reader 'had got it all horribly wrong':

"Nancy's psychic screwed up badly using an obsolete tarot deck.

"We've now cracked the problem. Just you watch those goals fly on Friday against Brazil!

"Herewego, herewego, herewego!"

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