Written by Sal Manella
Print this

Friday, 18 May 2007

image for Supreme Rules on NBA
The NBA will no longer be the domain of tall men.

The United States Supreme Court ruled Thursday that the National Basketball Association, long dominated by very tall men, must begin to integrate men of lesser stature.

According to the high court, the NBA, in its current practice, is in violation of federal civil rights legislation. The court ordered the NBA to enact mandatory height specifications, i.e., teams must have an average height of six feet, one inch or less and no players over seven feet tall will be allowed to play.

In a related story, actor Danny Devito has just announced his plan to enter next season's National Basketball Association Draft.

Sal Manella

Make Sal Manella's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 plus 1?

4 5 6 10
54 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience on our website, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more