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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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Former Boston College, CFL, and NFL quarterback Doug Flutie has entered three different Hall of Fames in one week. First, the Canadian Football League honored their former six time MVP with admission as their first non Canada native. Then, the college football Hall of Fame mad the former Heisman Trophy winner a member of their hall. Finally, the National Cereal Board elected him to their Hall of Fame for his product "Flutie Flakes."

When asked which honor meant the most to him, Flutie was quick to respond. "The cereal means the most to me. I mean, I'm now going to have my picture posted next to Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam and Lucky and Captain Crunch. I've asked the Rabbit to be my official presenter because I want to look at him and tell him that trix are for kids!"

Joining Flutie in this year's Hall of Fame class are Frankenberry ("Count Chocula was pissed when he found out he didn't get in"), Mikey from the life cereal commercials ("They figure they'd better put him in soon because he's already collecting social security"), and King Vitamin ("He ordered the folks in charge to let him in").

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