Written by Just Jasmin
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Monday, 7 May 2007

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There are growing fears for the Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho following Manchester United's winning the English Premiership title.

Chelsea fans could only look on in disbelief as their esteemed boss' usually gargantuan ego, deflated right before their eyes at Arsenal's home ground, the Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal manager,Arsene Wenger, said "It was quite frightening to watch.Mr Mourinho's head shrank visibly and his ego appeared to, well...disappear!"

Chelsea fans were said to be in shock over this incident and also at being beaten by Liverpool earlier in the week in the Champions' League. A number of these fans appeared to have a change of heart regarding their supporting of Chelsea. We spoke to previously dedicated Chelsea fan Gloria Hunter - "I have to hand it to Manchester United - they deserve the title and I will be supporting them next season as I am moving from Land's End to John O'Groats"

Mr Mourinho is expected to make a full recovery after receiving an arrogance transplant.

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