Liverpool fans were left heartbroken and crying into their cornflakes this morning as their fellow Reds failed to bring the best of British culture to those 'uncultured athenians'.
It was a brave effort from the devils, comprising of journeymen and two overrated legends.
My scum Manc mate Shumon referred to all Scousers as being thieves with homosexual tendencies. half true, as Pepe Reina's house was burgled as he was saving the most important spotkicks of his career to date. Come to think of it, I did read once that 85% of Scousers like getting it on in the shower, whilst the other 15% haven't been to prison.
Memo to the Glazers; You may have the best 'goal tender' in the league, you may be able to buy a 'defensive quarter back' for the whole medical budget of a developing nation, but you'll never buy our history.
Up the Reds! You'll never walk alone!