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Sunday, 22 April 2007

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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

The special one admits "I drifted off half way through the game, it was so boring. Did anyone even try and kick the ball towards the goal? I mean we pay them about a zillion dollars, you think they could kick a ball at the goal. Manchester United draw and what do we do? We don't even kick the ball at the goal!"

Chelsea face Liverpool at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday in the semi final of the Champions League. However, they may do so without Jose.

According to Mourinho "My pride just can't take another blow like this, I'm too special."

- Tom Taylor

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