Written by Lee Wyatt

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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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May have her back shaved

WWE today confirmed that Champion John Cena will defend his WWE championship against Prince Charles when raw hits the UK on Monday.

Vince McMahon signed the match after a meeting with a Buckingham Palace big wig. It was also revealed that Camilla Parker Bowles will be in the prince's corner, while the queen will lead Cena to the ring.

The match, which has a stipulation which states whoever is in the loser's corner will have their back shaved, will be the main event at Raw this Monday night.

When asked about the match, prince Charles said: "Do you smell what the prince is cooking?!"

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