Christiano Ronaldo, of Manchester United and Portugal, has been named by many as the greatest footballer in the world at the moment, unfortunately he also has a personality.
He dodges, he weaves, he dazzles on the pitch and his feet leave the worlds best defenders perplexed. However, he also whinges, he whines, he infuriates and his falls leave the world's best defenders looking perplexed at invisible air pockets Ronaldo has somehow tripped over.
Ronaldo has a 'holier than thou' attitude that some Christians have called 'over the top'.
"Jesus actually was holier than thou..." said one Catholic and Arsenal fan "... and I doubt even he would give such arrogant looks at those he deemed below him."
When asked for comment Ronaldo sneered and said; "I do not have to talk to the likes of you." He then did two step overs and vanished into thin air.
- Tom Taylor