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Saturday, 7 April 2007

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The president of Real Madrid has declared C. Ronaldo as his main "50 million dollar summer target" in an attempt to win the next La Liga.

In an afternoon interview, Ramon Caledron reportedly suggested that "buying C. Ronaldo will increase the likelihood of Real winning matches by penalties, diving, and using desperate 'crying to the officials' antics".

In a sensational move, C. Ronaldo directly reported that he will be honoured to join the Madrid team to perform his prestigious diving techniques. "everyone knows that I have dignity and love for the club that made me the player that I am today. But for the right price, I will be honoured to join Madrid and show them the 'too good' diving I am famous for". He completed the interview by saying that he is "tired of all the jokes made by the English regarding his long neck".

Ferguson has hit back at Caledron, suggesting that "Ronaldo gets the right salary and all the boys he needs at Manchester, and has no desire of joining a team with a potential of winning the Champions League".

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